Step 1: Have a badass glamour.
Step 2. Scathe.
Step 3. Fire IV everything.
Step 4. DO NOT EVER MOVE OUT OF AOES OR YOU WILL RUIN EVERYTHING.
Step 5. Press buttons. All the buttons. Any of them.
Step 6. Accuse Kooj of being rude.
Step 7. Find another aoe to stand in.
Step 8. Press more buttons.
Step 9. Scathe.
Step 10. Yell at Kooj for not getting out of AOEs.
Step 11. Success.

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